• You trying to be bold and cool enough but in the end you are just a looser who need a new perspective.

Trial SPM baru je mula. Tapi aku tengok budak2 sekolah aku tak mengelabah pun. Serius diaorang ni. Korek hidung dengan seruis sambil tengok awek barulah dianggap serius! Haha. Enough shit. ni aku nak share benda2 merapu sikit dengan korang. Blog pun dah berhabuk kat laman sesawang ni.

Classmate

Classmate aku macam2 rupa ada. Muke bapak skema tapi gila dia tak leh challange, Johnny Knoxville pun pening kepala kalau masuk kelas aku. Padahal kelas Science stream tu. Pening kepala cikgu2 nak handle. Tapi tak lah melamampau sampai macam zoo.

" Wei lakhanat, jangan la gersang dengan cikgu sendiri sial. Tau la cikgu kita bapak best!"

"Babi lah kau, wei tadi die senyum kat aku siot, amacam? Macam ada peluang je nak banging die. Yeah!"

"Oi mana buku teks kau?"

"Tu sayang aku tengah pegang." (merujuk kepada cikgu perempuan yang mengajar kat depan)

Lakhnat bukan? Dengan cikgu sendiri boleh berfantasi sial.


Unstrategic classroom

Kelas masa form 4 memang tersangat lah cun. Bukan sebab bersih ke atau dihias mimbo jumbo dengan jayanya, tapi location yang sangat strategik untuk ponteng. Perhimpunan Isnin? Perhimpunan harian? Jangan harap la nampak budak2 lelaki 4 Science. Haha. Yang bestnye tak pernah kantoi. Tu la kelebihan budak2 yang nampak baik (damn! kau ni nerd ke?) Tapi masuk form 5 ni dah kena pindah kelas bawah pulak. Atas pulak bilik guru. Adoi, nak ponteng pun tak boleh! Ceist! Kalau ade pun mesti kantoi! Nak tau siapa yang selalu memburu budak nih? Name dia tak boleh mention kan sini kang mampos aku! Haha.

" Sial tadi kantoi ponteng, mampos kena tulis name dalam buku rekod! Cilake!"

Garage motor yang bapak jauh daripada blok sekolah

Ni pun kadang2 best kadang2 tak best. Yang bestnye budak2 dengan selamber kambing merembat helmet dan jackass motor member2. Ni memang macam cibai. Nak buat lawak pun agak2 la jangan la motor member dah macam camouflage askar dah korang kerjakan. Penuh dengan daun bagai. Sheite! Helmet budak perempuan pulak macam biasa la, jadi mangsa penculikan la jawabnye.Kejam2. Haha.
Yang tak best pulak nak monteng terus balik rumah susah! Serius! Macam cilabi! Nak lari pergi garage motor lagi. Memang misi antara hidup dan mati punya. Lepas selamat, sangkut nurakka lah kamu! Haha. Tapi untuk aku dengan classmate aku kalau buat la jauh 1km garage motor tu sekalipun tarak hal punya. Haha.

The lakhnates among friend

Yang ni memang best. Kawan yang pinjam duit tapi tak pulang. Yang mangse budak2 yang social skill dia tak power. Nak peras ugut mintak hutang pun goyang. Pobondo ni? Duit sendiri pun tak nak ke? Yang si pemiutang pulak macam biasa la. Mengelat memang expert. Lebih terer dari orang yang nak mengelak bola dodgeball!

"Oi mane duit aku? Dah 1 tahun ko pinjam tak pulang!"

"Alamak weh gaji (etc) aku tak masuk lagi la bla..bla..bla.."

Lame shit sial. Haha. Itu la sebab along2 sekarang bapak ganas. Dah tu, kalau pinjam tapi tak tau nak bayar sape tak berbulu beb! Haha. Jangan hairan la diaorang ada lokap untuk taik hutang itu sendiri!

Cukup lah ni, nanti2 la aku update dalam 'What Went Wrong #2'.

p.s: every bitter memory will make you more mature.

Puase dah start 22 hb 9 2009. Rase kejap je dah puase. Serius! Cepat gila. Selesai cuti seminggu ni trial SPM. Amik obat! Gila2. Tak tau macam mane nak bahagi mase study. Serabut gila. Bahang nak struggle SPM dah terase sikit2. Pening2. Ni la entry paling pendek gila pernah aku buat. Sigh.
Ni aku bagi video ternganga tahap gaban punya. Magic trick/ eye illusion yang gila superb! Serius! Nganganganganga......... Dang!

I've been hearing a lot of music since I stepped up in this whiney world. I think you are one of music listener who keep mumbling around with lyrics in your mouth (prfttttt). Yeah different people different people different taste of music. Sometimes the silly sound become your friend in gloom. Did you?

Let's talk about the singer and the music (from my shallow mind) trough from what I've been listening. Some of it crappy and some of it will blow your mind in the ass! Click to read more

The Uncool


Here is Soulja Boy. Nigger from U.S who just whining and mumbling with crappy shitty rap. Look at him! How stupid is him? From what we can see we all know that U.S people have bad sense of fashion and music influence. Shit! What is all about that baggy cloth attach on his body? Are you borrow it from your nanny?



Here is who called Akon. He can't sing man! Just admit it! All his voice is only studio edited and silly to hear. Fuck that!. And what is all about 'convicted' he always use in his stupidity lyrics? It's just lame word to tell that 'Hey you there! I've been in jail man! How cool is that?'. Shit, totally lame! Last and not least his nigger style, damn totally not cool! (Hey some of our Malaysian ladies love nigger man! That's a fact!)

The Cool

Here's Brendon from Panic At The Disco. Actually he's not that cool but for his musical style. But he start off with shitty music so called 'Emo'. How stupid is that? Haha. But their music have grown matured and not circled with stupid Emo sound anymore. Hey their lyrical song kinda special to me but weird. Seriously man! Owh, their live performance is totally superb!



Tom DeLonge of Blink 182. Cool guitar tho! With his crappy lyrics and toilet flushed joke make Blink 182 among the most success pop punk band. But Tom's live performance is totally crap!



Here's Hayley Williams. Look how cool is her?( Shit! She's hot!) She's from Paramore. Although not all of their song is pleasant to hear, but some of it kinda alright tho. Yeah she's can sing live perfectly. Just search on Youtube to find out. She's hot!



Different people different opinion dude. It's just rough text with piece of my mind.



p.s : The pleasant day is not so pleasant anymore.

Hari ni ada Hari Kokurikulum yang tak berapa nak cool tapi anggap cool. Aku terpaksa hadir atas sebab-sebab berikut..

1. Aku ada ambik sijil untuk Pengurusi Persatuan Sejarah Geografi

2. Aku terpaksa jadi guest guitar player untuk budak kelas aku yang nak nyanyi hari tu. Hadoih.

memang sedikit bosab la Hari Kokurikulum hari ni. Banyak yang perform semua merapu. Nyanyian kantoi, sound system tak set up secun yang mungkin. Semua hanya ala kadar sahaja. Sigh..

Ni pulak pic sebelum perform. Aku yang pegang gitar kaler peach dengan kaki bersilang tu. An pulak yang pakai gitar akustik hitam tu. Kami hanya praktis ala kadar sahaja untuk Hari Kokurikulum tu. Oh ye, kami jadi background music untuk Tasha dan Izzati. Tasha nak nyanyi lagu Jason Mraz, I'm Yours (bluueeek) Izzati pulak nak nyanyi lagu Yuna, Dan Sebebnarnya (bluueeek). Berlatih pun kejap last2 atas stage kalut. Amik obat! Hahaha.

Lepas habis semua acara terus gerak Teluk Intan pekena Pizza Hut dulu! Hahaha. Dah selesai melantak pizza ada pertikaian bayaran pulak. Hampeh betul diorang nih! (An, Izzati, Akim, Soul)

Ni pulak kasut sport abang aku bagi. Dia bagi hari Jumaat lepas.Brand new Nike Dart IV, RM240. Dia ada bagi sekali tees Nike. Thanks Bian! :) Mahal beb! klik sini untuk pegi blog dia.

p.s : Just a daily crap of mine, nothing much.